Alaskans featured on 'Shark Tank,' and I broke my dumb leg
We are so back, everybody. Sorry that I didn't publish AK IRL last week – I had a pretty bad fall, which resulted in surgery and a few nights in the hospital. I broke my left tib and fib, and tore the ligament tucked between those bones. I'm back home now and healing up, but needed some time to figure out the new flow of being on a walker with a six month old baby. I was also on a lot of drugs, so writing wasn't really in the realm of possibility (not coherent writing, anyways).

The one pro of being in the hospital is that you get to watch Bravo shows the night they air, and don't have to wait until the next day on Peacock. The cons are everything else!
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Alaskapreneurs who have dipped in the Tank

I didn't realize this show had 17 seasons, and I absolutely cannot sit through 376 episodes of anything involving Kevin O' Leary. I just broke my leg – I'm in enough pain, okay? My compromise is that we will watch the episodes where Alaskapreneurs have been on. You got a deal? 🫱🏻🫲🏽

The first Alaskan featured was Lauren Padawer with Alaska Glacial Mud Co. on season 5 episode 14, which aired in 2014. The Cordova-based company has since changed their name to Alaska Glacial Essentials Skincare. Lauren says in her package that she needs an investment from the sharks to take her business to the next level.
Her offer going into the tank is $100,000 in exchange for 20 percent of her company. She says the idea came when she was on a wilderness rafting trip down the Copper River.

She has put $50,000 into the business (as of 2014), and sales to date were $36,000 a year. Lauren says they wholesale it to spas around the world. The mud goes through a refining process to ensure quality control, and the mask contains microfine clay particles that absorb toxins and exfoliate dead skin.

Lauren asks which sharks want to get their fins dirty and play in the mud with her, but nobody takes the bait, and she walks out without a deal.
Fast forward to 2026, and Lauren seems to have done pretty well for herself. Her products can be found online or in dozens of local stores throughout Alaska. Everything in her line is cruelty-free and manufactured in-state.

In season 15, episode 10, Heather Kelly of Heather's Choice makes an appearance. The Anchorage local came on the show seeking $250,000 for 10 percent of her company. She tells sharks that they can have food from a bag that tastes just like a home-cooked meal.

Heather's Choice is a line of gluten-free, lightweight, packable meals. Heather says in her pitch that their best sellers include grass-fed bison chili and morning glory oatmeal. Their menu also has a smoked sockeye salmon chowder, spinach curry with chicken and rice, and African peanut stew. There are also "packaroons," Heather's play on macaroons – coconut-based cookies for backpackers.
Heather pitched to Mark Cuban, guest shark Candace Nelson (Sprinkles Cupcakes founder), Kevin O'Leary, Lori Greiner and Daymond John. Everyone really likes the food. She says 2022 was their first million-dollar year, but they aren't making money yet. The product being manufactured in Alaska significantly raises the cost.

In her episode, Heather shared that she went to Western Washington University, where she competed on the women's rowing team. After college, she went on a 30-day trip through the Grand Canyon, where she ended up dehydrating all of her food. That's where the idea of Heather's Choice began. Three years later, she started the business.

She also tells sharks she has $1 million in debt. Heather says she's been told it's a tight market.
There's an accomplishment here, first of all. Why are you pitching like that? Because you're almost talking yourself out of it before we even get a chance to respond, Daymond asked.
Heather says she feels beat up, and reveals she didn't make payroll the previous day. Lori tells her that she's limiting herself, and Mark agrees.

O'Leary tells Heather that she needs to find her path to $50 million, a number in which larger entities would take her out. A broken clock is right twice a day. She left without a deal. Heather's Choice has since closed, officially in January.
Just a few episodes later in the same season, during ep 14, we get more Alaska representation in the tank. Steve Gray went in seeking $250,000 for 20 percent equity in his company, The Peep Show.

He gives all the credit in the world to his dad, and tells sharks he grew up in Fairbanks. His dad, Chuck Gray, was formerly the publisher of the Fairbanks Daily News-Miner and member of the paper's editorial board.
After selling his product for three and a half months, Steve had made $28,000 in sales. Mr. Wonderful (Quote from my husband: Kevin O'Leary calls himself Mr. Wonderful? What a scumbag) says he's an ornithologist and asks about the privacy of the birds.

I'm just wondering if you wouldn't get litigated for privacy, he asked.
Unfortunately, no sharks take Steve up on his offer. Tomato tomato! Mark, Robert Herjavec and Lori say they aren't bird people. Barbara Corcoran says he is a bit early in his journey for her to invest.
The Peep Show is still in business, and retails for $399. When Steve was on Shark Tank, the product retailed for $199 without the camera, and $299 with.
(total watch time: 2 hours, 9 minutes)